The Flavor Waster*

A little Public Service Announcement:

Once upon a time best friends Jimmy and James went to a raging frat party at Iota Eta Pi. This party was important to Jimmy because Nancy was going to be there; and well, by golly, Jimmy sure had a thing for her. As Nancy descended down that grand spiral staircase, she caught the attention of every fellow there. However, Jimmy was ready. Jimmy had all new puns and he was wearing the perfect amount of TAG body spray. They talked for a while. Jimmy was ready to get her number when…Steve entered the room.

Steve walked in, tied his sweater with the University logo around his waist and turned on the radar. Since Nancy was twice as hot as any other girl there by a factor of ten, that is where Steve was headed. As Steve made a bee line across the party, he suddenly found himself intercepted by James. James said “Hey there Steve, where you going?” “I was going to get a drink and..” James interrupted, “No you are not. You were going to talk to Nancy.” Steve retorted, “So maybe I was…” James jumped in again. “Well Steve, my friend Jimmy is talking to her now. Jimmy likes her a lot and he certainly wouldn’t want you going over there and wasting his flavor. So take a hike. Am-scray!”

The moral of the story: Be like James and be a Flavor Saver. How are guys like Jimmy (myself included) ever going to get married if we can't get a date? And how can we get a date if we can't get in a word in edge-wise?








*many of the names have been changed to protect the innocent.