A Singularity Problem

The trouble with being a new thirtysomething single guy is that the media now confuses my in ways that I didn’t anticipate. I was watching some other sitcom the other night and was dumbfounded beyond belief. Halfway through the episode, I thought “Wow, the teenage daughter is really hot. But then, so is the mom”. Then the center of my rational universe didn’t hold anymore and I had to lie down for a while.